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31 July, 2013

Wo kisi K Khatir Mujhay Bhool B Gaya

Wo kisi ki khatir Mujhay Bhool
B gaye Tu Koi Bat
Nahi,


     "faraz"


Hum B Tu Bhool Gaye The
Sara Zmana Us K
Liye.......,



Hamesha Apni Pasand K raste Pr Chalo

Hmesha Apni Pasnd  k raste
pr Chalo,
Apne alfaz me bat kro
Srf wo kro jo dil kahe

Or phr dekhna 1 din sari
dunya kahegi

"Begrat hai kisi
ki nhi sunta,,,,
hahahaha=D

Agar ap chahty hn

    (wazifa)
Agr App Chahty Hn K App
Ka Ghr Pak ho jae
Ghr Me Farishty Aen,
Ghr Me Brket Ho,Ghr Se
Preshani khtm hojae,
To?
Plz App Ghr Se Nikal Jaen.
Shukriya 

Golden Words By Hittler

Golden Words By Hitler:
"If u can't Fly,Run.
.
If u can't Run Walk.
.
If u can't Walk, Crawl but
.
Keep Moving ..
.
.
Sardar: O te theek aa par
jana Kithay way?
.

Admi to Bajli apne karam

Admi to bijli :
apne karam ki kr adayen krdy
idhr b tu nigahen.sun rahi hy na
tu ro raha hn me

bijli :
bhula dyna mje hy alvida tuje
jeena hy mere bina
!
!
!
O teri kher bijli ne b ashqui 2
dekh li :D

Amir Liaquat Wo Aesi Kon c Hai

Amir Liaquat:
Wo Aesi kon c Chez Hai Jo
Adhi Allah ny Bnai Aur Adhi
Insan ny
?
?
?
?
?
Girl:
      Khoti Reirhi
:)
Amir  : (Q Mobile)
ap ka huwa:-*

Misbah 53*off 43 Balls In the 4th ODI

Misbah; 53*off 43 Balls in
the 4th ODI against West indies

"Aur Tum Apne Rab ki kon kon
Si Naimaton Ko Jhutlao Gay
!_:^- -^_!

Its Puzzle game 4u

Its puzzle game 4u
Abu ne baji ko kha chai na
banao or muje kaha sir me
thora s pain hy wesy hamare
gr kam kerny k liye kam kerny
k liye kam wali 2 bai hen
Mere czn ne kha faraz 1 glas

kht pyass lagi hoe thi.

Pathan ko rozy me boht sakht
pyaas lagi thi.
.
Pas betha admi pani pee raha
tha
.
Pathan Dua Kerte Ghussay se
Asmaan Ki taraf dekh Ker bola:
.
Ya Khuda agar is admi ko Hum
ne Jannat me dekha to Hmare
Hathon iska Khaer Nahi.

Pathan Hamara shadi Karwao

Pathan:
Hamara shadi krwao

Bap:
Kis k Sath?

Pathan:
Dadi K Sath

Baap:
Kute K Bacha,Wo Hamara 
Maa Hy

Pathan:
To tm ne Hamara Maa K Sath
Shadi Ku Kia
hum badla le ga
:p :D

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30 July, 2013

Thikana Qabar Hai Ebadat

: Thikana Qabar Hai Ebadat
Kuch To Kar.!

"IQBAL"

Riwayt Hai K Khaali Haath
Kisi K Ghar Jaya Nahi
Karte....!!!!

1 pathan or 1Punjabi

1 Panjabi Or 1Pathan

Chacolate Store me gaye 

Panjabi Ne 5 Chacolate Chori 
Kr K Jaib me rakh Li Or Bhar 
A gya.
Or Pathan Say
Bola:
Tum na hath ki Safai dekhi?

Pathan:
Ye to Kuch b Nai Ao 

Teacher 1876 Ko Kya Hoa Tha

Teacher:
1876 Ko Kia hua tha?
Pthan:
Nhi Pata
Teacher:Stupid
Quaid-e-Azam
Peda Hue Thy

1880 Ko Kia Hua
tha?

Pthan:
MashAllha!
Qaid-e-Azam 4 Sal
Ka Ho Gya Tha..s

Winter Magic

"Winter Magic"

1 glas Me Thnda Pani Lain
or
Usy Apny Qreb Bethy Shaks
Pe Dal Den.
Wo Thnda Pani Usay Garm
Krdega or
Wo Uth Kr Apko Thnda
Kr dega.

Must Try.

Boy Sir g Ramzan Me To shetian is Duniya

Boy:
Sir Ji Ramzan me to sheitan is dunya
se chla jata he Mgr Log phir b gunah
krte he
Why?
Sir:
Beta wo chutiyon ka kam de k jata
he;-)

Girl Tum muj sy Kita Pyr karty ho

Girl:
Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karty
Ho?E
Boy:
Main Tum Se Bohat Pyar Krta
Hon

Girl:
Phir Bhi Kitna..?

Boy:

Pathan Mobile Mey Kuch Songs Load Karwany hey

Pathan:
Mobile Mey Kuch Songs
Load Karwany Hey
Dukandar:
Memory Card Hai..?
 Pathan:
Shnaakhti Card Hai
Memory Card to Abhi
Nai Banvaya...=D

29 July, 2013

All Massages List

biRtHdAy SmS
EnGlisH SmS ( 1)

                                  Boy To girl sms (2)
                                  IqBaL SmS (1)
                         GuZaL SmS (5)
                          Gud morning smS  (2)


FaRaZ SmS (2)
FuNnY SmS (15)
PoEtRy SmS (18)
                                    Gud NiGhT (1)
                                   RaMzAn SmS (1)

                    PaThAn SmS (13)
                    SaRdAr SmS (3)


28 July, 2013

Ek Indian ek SiaLKOTi se

Ek Indian ek SiaLKOTi se:

Kutton aur Pakistnio main
kia farq hy...?

SIALKOti replyed: border ka...=D

hahahaha...=D
Loooo dasso SIALK0Tian naal
jugtaan?...=D

Hazrat Ali Farmaty Hn

Hazrat Ali Farmaty rmatay hain k:

  "Pareshani"

Khamosh honay se kam...

Sabr karne se khatam...
Or
Shukar karne se khushi men

badal jati hai...

Assalam-0-Alaikum...

SUbha Bakhair*

Mil B Jatay Hain To Thukra K Guzar Jatay Hain

Night GUzal

Mil B jatay hain to thukra k
guzar jatay hain.....,

Hain mosam ki tarha dost b
badal jatay hain....,?

LazMi NaHi K ZinDagi Dolat

,Lazmi, Nahi, K,
,Zindagi,Dolat,
,Se, Mala, Mal, Ho,

,>>>Dost<<<,

,Hum, To, Ache,
,Doston, Ko, Hi,
,Zindagi,Ki,
,Dolt,Samjte,
,Hain$

<======>

Mohabat HeR InSaN Ko

|Mohabbat her insan ko|

|azmati hai kisi se rooth jate|

|hai kisi per muskurati hai|

|Mohabbat khel hai asea kisi|

|ka kuch nahi jata or kisi ke|

|jaan jati hai......|

AaKhon Main Intazar K Lamhat

<Aakhon main intzaar k>
.
.
<lamhaat soonp ker>
.
.
<neendain bhi le gaya hai wo>
.
.
<apne safer k sath...>

Wo Meri Rooh Ki Chaadar Main aa

Wo meri rooh ki chaadar
main aa k chhup giya aisey..

K rooh nikley to wo nikley,jo
wo nikley to rooh nikley...

Kary Ga QaDaR ZaMaNa HuMaRi

Kary Ga Qadar Zamana
Humari Bhi Ek Din,,


Hum Se Buss Wafa Ki Buri 
Adat Choot Jany Do.

Khobsorat Wadon Ko Tor Dia Us Ne

%GHAZAL%
Khobsorat wadon ko tor dia
us ne

Mujy yaad rakhna ab chor dia
us ne

Bohat kia krty thy wafa ki
beating
Lgta hai mere bin jeena sikh
lia us ne

Usko zamane se fursat nahi

Ab to haal pochna b chor dia
us ne...!

Na Gila Hy Koi Halaat Sey ,Na

Na gila hy k0i halaat sey ,Na
shikayatain kisi ki zaat say !!

khud hi sary warq juda
huway,Meri zindgi ki kitab
say......!

Akele Chand Ko Takna To

Ghazal

Akele chand ko takna to
mujh ko yaad kar lena...kisi
bhi baat pe hansna to mujh
ko yaad kar lena...Bohat se
kam aise hain jinhein karna
zarori hai...Zarori kaam ko
karna to mujh ko yaad kar
lena...Mohabbat woh
haqeqt hai jise badla na
jaye gaa...kitab-e-ishq ko
parhna to mujh ko yaad kar
lena...Mere piyar ki
khushboo tmhain kagaz se
aye gi...Ksi ko shair jo likhna
to mujko yaad kr lena.....

Hai Koy Aehl E dil Jo Kharidy

Hai k0yi
Aehl-e-Dil Jo Kharidy Humary
Mizaaj K0.....!!

Hum Zakham Khareedty
Hain M0habbat Karny Walo0n
Say....

Bas Ab Eid Kaproon Ki Fikr lagi Hogi Tumhe

Bas ab EID k kapron ki fikar
lagi hogi tumhe

 A dost

Chapal ka intizam to
jummah ki namaaz mein
kar lya ho ga.=D

 (',')oye hoye
<()>aerosoft,@=D

   ''PASHA''

Najanee kb a Jaye Pigham e Maut

""Najane kb aa jaye pigham-
e-maut...

     "Dost

''"Hai agar shikwa to RABB-E-
KABA k wasty maaf kr
dynaa...plzzzzzzz

I know Lots Of People Hate Me

I know lots of people hate
me
because i am too bad,
but,
few people surely love me
because they know that
little goodness is not
artificial..

Barishon K mosam Me Dil KI

Guzal

Barish0n K Mosam me
Dil ki sar-zamino per!

gard kyun Bikharti Hy?
Is Trah k mosam mE,
phool kyun nhi khiLte?
Log kyun nhi milte?

Uski Rehmat Se na Umeed Na Hona

Uski Rehmat Se Na Umeed
Na Ho Ae

Banda-E-Momen

Agr Usney Teri Bakhshish Na
Krni Hoti To Muslman K Ghar
Peyda Hi Na Krta

SUBHAN'ALLHA.
Gud Morning.

Duniya ma Phir milen gen

Duniya mai phir milen gen
agr aankhen khulin tu...!

  ~~~'777'~~~

Ye raat agr aakhri hai tu
Alvida hamesha k liye...!
 ~~~'Gud night'~~~

Lambi Raat Uska intezaar

Lambi Raat Uska Intezaar
Aur Ye Nend Ka Bojh...

   ....*Fraz*....

Main Mohabat Na Karta To
Kab Ki So Chuka Hoti..,

Kahawaab Mein Deikha Hai

"Khawaab Mein Deikha Hai
Tum Bicharr Gaye Ho...


Taa 'beer Batati Hai K Hum
Mar Jaye'n Gay.......!

"wo Jo Kehte The Mujhe
Muhbt Karni Nhi Aati...,

"Usey Kehna Phir Dil Torna
Kis Se Seekha hai...

Meri Muhabat Be Zuban Hoti Rahi

"Meri MUHABBAT Be-Zabaan
Hoti Rahi..,

Dil Ki "Dhrkan Apna
"Wajood Khoti Rahi,

"Koi Nhi Aaya Mere "Dukh
Mein Qareeb,?

Aik ''BARISH Hi Thi Jo "Sath
"Roti Rahi..!

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Ab Ass Toot Gai Hai Us Ka Paigham Anay Ki

  "Ab aas toot gai hai us Ka Paigham anay ki;
.
.
  "ShaAm"

Lagta hai wo ab Khush rehna..
.
 . 
seekh gaya hai "Mere bina"?

Ek Din Jab Meri sans Band Ho jayegi

Ek din Jab meri sans band ho
jayegi
Mat sochna ki chahat Kam
ho jayegi
Fak sirf itna hoga Aaj hum
aapko yaad Karte
hain
Kal meri yaad aapko
rulayegi....

Ro Ro Kar Dhoonda Karo Gy

'Ro Ro Kar Dhoonda Karo Gy
.
.
ik Roz Mere Jesa
"DOST"
.
Chalyen Jaen Ge Hum 1 Din
.
.
.
Kisi Khobsurat Kafan Ka
naseeb ban ka........

Kabhi Yadein KaBhi BatEin

Kabhi Yadein, Kabhi Batein,
Kabhi Pichli Mulaqaten,
.
.
.
Buht Kuch Yaad Aata Hai,
Tery Ek Yaad Aany Sy...!

Bara Ajeeb Hota ha ya mohabat ka rishta

Bara Ajeeb Hota Hai Ye
Mohabbat Ka Khail...!!
.
.
Aik Thak Jaey To dono Haar
JataY Hain...??

Na Jaane Kyun Apno Ne MoU Mor Liya

| Na Jaane Kyun Apno Ne Mou Mor Liya |
.
.
| Kis Tarah Pher Hum Se Rishta Torr Liya |
.
.
| Kia Itna Dil Dukha Dia Main Ne Aapka |
.
.
| Jo Dheeray Dheeray Se baat krna Bhi Chhorr Dia :-( |


Sardar ki bwi ka rang kala Tha

Sardar ki Biwi Ka rang kala tha...
Biwi ne Red_Colour ki saarhi pehni aur Sardar se pucha,
Ma!n kesi lag rahi hoon.????
Sardar:
muskuraty huwy ,"CHRIS GAYLE'.:)

Aj Mohabat Ki Antha Kr Do

''Aaj mohabbat ki inteha kr Do,....
"Ya Apna Bna Lo Ya Tanha Kr Do' ...
Dil K Aangan Me Mehman Bana Lo,....
"Ya Chaho To Zamane Me Ruswa Kr Do....

26 July, 2013

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23 July, 2013

Rahi zidagi to phr bat ho gi

GuZaL

Rahi Zindagi To Phr Baat Ho Ge...

Na Rahi Zindagi To Bus Yaad Ho gi...

Ki Ho Koi Galti To Maff Kr Dena...

Kya Pata Ye Zindagi Ki Akhri Rat Hogi...

"Hoti Nae Dosti Kabi Chehre Se"

" Hoti Nae Dosi Kabi Chehre Se"
 ................................
    "Dosti To Dil Se Ki Jati  hai"
     ..............................
"Soorat Unki Khud Hi Payari Lagti Hai"
.....................................
    "Kadar Jinki Dil Se Hoti Ha"... 
 <<<<...............>>>>

22 July, 2013

Firends "Balloons" Ki Tarha Hoty Hn

Firends "BALLOONS" Ki Tarha Hoty Hain...
,  ''''''' ,
' . .  '
' , , '
  . '
,,, .'
 (',')/"
 <)
_! !_
1 Dafa Hath Se Choot JaYen To
Wapis Nahe Aatay..
Is Liye Meine SoCha Hai..
K
Ap Ko Thusssssss
Kr K Apni Jaib Mein Hi
Rakh Loon...=
Miss U Pakaanayoooo...

Log Jab Pochaty HnK Kon Hai

     |Log Jab Pochaty Hn K Kon Ha Jo Teri Ya halat Kr Gya|

        |Main Muskra K Kheta Hn Us Ka Nam Har Kisi Ki  K

               "Lab" Per Asha Nahe Lagta......

Suna Tha Zindagi Imtehan Leti ha

Suna Tha Zindagi Imtehan Leti He 
.
.
.
"Faraz"
.
.
.
Par Yaha nTo Imtehano'n  Ne Zindagi Le Li....

"Juda"Koe Ro kar Juda Koe

                                                            "juda"

                Koi Ro Kar Juda Hota Ha To Koi Has K....
                 Lekin Juda Honay Ka Gham Tab Hota Ha ..
               Jab Koi Kisi Ka Ho Kar Juda Hota Ha....

Teri Nafrat Meh Woh Dam Nahi

- Teri Nafrat Meh Woh Dam Nahi Jo Mari Chahat Ko Mita Dy
.
.
Bewafa
.
.
-Meri Chahaton  Ka Samander Teri Soch
Se Bhi Gehra Hai....

Eid mubarak sms

Meri Tarf Se
Tmam
Nikky
Waddy
Lamby
Chaory
Moty
Patly
Kaly
Gory
Bachy
Buddy
Jawan
Mard
Aurat

Ik Sardar Sarak K Kinary Lagy Drakht Ko Katt Rha Tha

Ik Sardar Sarak K kinary Lgy Drakht Ko katt Rha Tha Achanak Us Ka Kulhara
Us K hath Se Nikal Kr Gatter Me Ja Gira
(Sardar Preshan Hoa Or Rone Lga)
Achanak Ik Jin aya Or Us Se Rone Ki Wja Pochi ..
Us Ny Waja Batai..
Jin Gatter Ma Gya Or Ak Golden Color Ka KulharaNikal Laya...
Sarsar Yamera Kulhara nae ha... 
.
.
Jin 
   Oo Mama Tera Hi Ha Otton Tatti Poonj K Wekh,
Eda Tun Honesty Is the Best Policy 
Da Hero Na Baan...... 

Girl janu Soooo Jaoooo

Girl: 
         Janu Soo Jao Dekho Rat k 2 Baj rahy hn..
Boy:
       Neend Nae a Rahi.
Girl:
       Jaan Q itna Sochty Ho Mery Bary Mein,
       Itna Pyar Karty Ho Mujh Sey,
       Main Tumhari Hi To Hoon..
Boy:
       O jaa Bibi Apna Kam Kar Menu Apni "Light" Di
       Tension Lagi Hoi Ay  Ty
       Tenu Apny Isaq Di Agg Lgi Ay.......

2 Mokon Par Insan Apny doston Ko Be Bhol jata ha

2 Mokon Per Insan Apny Doston Ko Be Bhol Jata Ha....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
1."Jab Paper aata Hoo...
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.
.
.
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2.Jab Baryani Me Achanak Boti Mil jaye...
('.') Para'n Hoja
/)(\ Hath Na
| | Mari...:

Pakistani Awam Ki insaiyat k Liya 3 Hidmat

Pakistani Awam Ki Insaniyat K liye 3 Hidmaat  asi Hn K Dunia Mein
Koe Hamara Mukabla Nae Kr Sakta....
.
.
.
.
.
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.
.
1.Bhai g Motorcycle Di Light Bnd Kr Lawo.....
.
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.
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2.Bhai g Motorcycle Da Stand  Chuk Lawoo.
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.
.
.
.
.
3.Bhai G baji da Dupata smbhal Lawo.....

Ek Baat Muj Ko Rat Ko Soney Nae Deti Dost

Ak Baat Mujhe Soney nahi Deyti .....
Ae Dost =
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Akkar Bakkar Bumbey Bow 80+90 

Keven 100???

Sardar Pathan Sy Yar jb Jahaz

Sardar :
             Yar Jahaz Jb Urta He To Uska Gate Q Band Ho Jata Ha
Pathan:
            Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .
            .
           Yar Koe Juice Ya Kulfi Wala Na Charh Jay..... 

1 Arbi Bathroom Ma Phone Per Bat Kr Rha Tha

1 Arbi Bathroom Ma Phone Py Bat Kr Rha Tha

PATHAN Ny Suna TO Andr Jaa kr Arbi Ko Boht Mara .....

  Logo Ne Pocha ...

To Pathan ny Jawab Dia K

Ya Kameena Bathroom Ma TILAWAT Kr Rha Tha... 

2 Pathan Darya Ma Thora SaDahi

                 2 Pathan Darya ma Thora sa Dahi Dal Kr  Chamche Sy Hila Rahe Hoty Hn
                .
                .
                .
                .
                .
                .
                .
                3 Pathan Ata Ha Or Khta Ha Ya Kya Kr Rhy Ho......
                .
                .
                .
                Wo Kahty Hn Lassi Bna Rhy Hn To
                3 Pathan Khta Ha
                .
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                .
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                .
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              itni Zayada Lassi tamhara Baap Piey Ga Kya:D

Intelligent Pathan Ak Pathan Rozana

                                                       Intelligent Pathan

                 Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle Py Rait Ki Bori Rakh K Border Sy
                 Guzrta  tha...

                 Police Us Ki Checking Karti To Bori Ma Sy Rait K
                 swa Koch Be Na Niklta...

                 Ek Din Police waly Ny Pathan Sy Pocha K Tm Kis
              Cheez Ki Smuggling Karty Ho??

                Pathan Bola; Cycle Ki...O teri Khair Ena
                Intelligent......

Pathan Apny 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hospital Ly K gya

               

               Pathan: 
            Apny 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hospital Le Kr Gya...
                        Dr:
            Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai  Khelai??
             Pathan:
            Nai Kal Ya Ro Rha Tha To Bas Ma Ny

            1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi Bs........

1 Dfa Meri Girlfriend ne Mujhy Apny Ghr Bulaya

1 Dfa Meri Girlfriend Ny Muj Ko Apny Ghr Bulaya
Ma Ghr Puhncha Or Bell Di..
Uski Choti Sister Ny Darwaza Khola,
Wo Bohat Pyari Thi ..
Muskura  k Boli Ap Boht Smart Ho
Filhal To Ghr Pr Koe Nae Ha...
Me akeli Hon
Apka Kya Mood Ha...
Me Muskraya Or Apni Bike Ki Taraf Wapis Jany Laga 
Uski Puri Family Ghr Sy Bahr aA Gae ....
Or Meri Shrafat Ki  Taref Karty Hue...
Muj Ko Galy Lagaya Or Kha"Hm
Ko Rishta Manzoor Ha"...
.
.
Ab Ap Sy Kya Chopana  

Ma To Bike Ko Lock 
Karny Ja Rha Tha.......

2 Lover Park Ma Bethay Ak Ice Cream Kha Rhy Thy

2 Lover Park Me Bethay Aik Hi Cup Ma Ice Cream Kha Rhe Thy..
 Ankho Me Ankhe Dal K

Girl Sharma K: 

                        Ap Itni Ghoor Sy Kya Dekh Rhy Ho??
Boy:

       Thori Thori Kha "Pukhiye":)

21 July, 2013

2 Pathano Ki Larai Ho Rahi Thi

2 Pathano Ki Larai Ho Rhi THi

1st Pathan:

              Hum Tmhara Kapra Phar K Tum Ko Nanga Kar Dey Ga...

2nd Pathan:
              Oa Khana Kharab Serious Larai Ma Romantic Baat Mat 
                  Kr...